It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Never Win Anything

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,