I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control