The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job