It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…