You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

If you Buy it You might Like it

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…