If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
