Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
