Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
