You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…