When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
