At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
