Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–