The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…