Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops