A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do