The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has