Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
