Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I want what you want so I want a cow

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer