Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain