The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job