Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…