The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want