We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…