People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting