There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you