The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
I don’t get mad I get odd
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue