I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
Easy to please but problematic to appease
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
