Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I don’t get mad I get odd

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in