Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs