God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000