Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

You keep the peace they get everything else

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace