Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day