Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
