A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
