It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…