The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother