An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

In all my dreams of flying my life has come