It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose