Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…