When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into