When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
