Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
I will gladly suffer fools for love
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards