The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right

There is no Status quo But there is Status