Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

I will gladly suffer fools for love

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface