Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
One thing I could do Was need control
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
