Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick