Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
