Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
