Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
