I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries