If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
