In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…