Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Breathe in not out
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
