Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…