On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
