Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other
