The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school