I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
