You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
