A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?