When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots