If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only