The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic