Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
