The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest