It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
