Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…